Principal boy meets principal girl and instantly falls in love, however, the feeling is not mutual. Dame meets baddy and instantly falls in lust, guess what?, the feeling is not mutual. Comedy duo, a pair of idiots, who are a pair of idiots. A cow that is a bit more than your average cow and a washing machine that is a bit less than your acerage washing machine. A host of Pantomime characters collide and argue about which script they should be following with a lot of chasing, avoiding, swooning, cross words, miscommunication and confusion through scene after scene. What will the result of this chaos be? Come and find out!